i crashed my car into the bitch
is she ok
i don’t care
i love it

this is my favourite thing on the internet
I LITERALLY DO THIS ALL THE TIME NOW
funfact
octopuses have three hearts
and they still couldnt love you
as much as i do
The hearts only job is to circulate blood by pushing it throughout your body and lungs. It is incapable of feeling love on its own.
why can’t I just wipe the ugly off my face
tru
and here we see a visual representation of my life

Johnny Depp making grilled cheese sandwiches with an iron